ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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