i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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