It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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