He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
