I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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