We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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