kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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