And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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