i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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