when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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