I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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