I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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