only you would photoshop your dick
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Alive.
So much puke
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
wow bdsm is so cute
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