all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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