I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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