like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm having to shit out rocks
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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