its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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