Betty ford says i'm here all night
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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