Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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