So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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