CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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