worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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