After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
