So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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