Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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