have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
God I need to hump something, right now.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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