Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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