I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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