Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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