I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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