Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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