smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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