I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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