Well apparently he's into motor boating.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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