doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
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i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Your cock deserves a montage
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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