Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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