After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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