it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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