guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Do vagina's smell?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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