This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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