eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just found puke in my bra..
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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