I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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