Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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