I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Need sex. Gaining weight.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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