Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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