i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Who did Billy Mays play for?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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