i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
