its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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