how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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