Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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