in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one