Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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