My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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