Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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