idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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