I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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